Miranda is an Italian girl living in New York, for the time being. We’ve learned that Miranda believes American women don’t have the Italian woman’s interest in household activities–cleaning, cooking, laundry–all that domestic shit most guys have to force themselves to do. She herself loves to do all that in her own apartment. Definitely girfriend material here. Face it, you wouldn’t want to leave the house with her around. You’d want to eat spicy Italian meals, drink Chianti and have marathon sex.